Illustration by Ji Lee, photograph by Daniel Root
I know this sounds insane. Like crazy with a “k”. It’s a loco notion really, but is it possible that famed New York Times restaurant critic Frank Bruni and I are in the same gang?
We couldn't be more different.
He’s reprezentin’ the East Coast. And I’m kickin’ it old school on the Westside.
He bangs with the red. And me wit da blue.
He’s down with the dead and phat Notorious B.I.G.
While I vacuum the house with the late Tupac swearing and blaring through my earbuds.
Yet somehow we managed to set aside all those differences and combine forces so together we can stop the food fascists before we’re all eating out of hay bags.
Frank and Eddie versus the Whole Foods Market Lobster Ban.
You got my back?
Your back is got.
Word.
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